If you can meet with triumph and disaster,

and treat those two imposters just the same

Name: Perry, alias Agent P
A.K.A. Perry the Inaction Figure, ‘mindless domestic pet’, ‘doesnt do much’, ‘docile pet’
Occupation: Espionage
Species: Platypus
Agency: Organisation Without a Cool Acronym (OWCA)
Theme song: Perry
Body shape: Bread loaf
Eyes: ‘mindless and wide-eyed expression’ as a pet & ‘full of steely blue resolve’ as a secret agent
Ride: Platypusmobile the hovercraft + jet skis
Accessories: chocolate fedora
Gadgets: animal-summoning whistle set
Marital status: ‘Its Complicated’ @ Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Intelligence: anthropomorphic
Languages: ‘aggravated purr’
Critical reception: ‘breakout star’, ‘intrepid’, ‘suave’, ‘makes James Bond look like a rank amateur’, ‘indubitably confident’, ‘pretty darn awesome’, ‘pitch-perfect’, ‘not sure what this accomplishes except to add the noise of explosions to the already constant din of singing and screaming’, ‘truly puzzling what Perry the secret agent is doing in this show in the first place’

I want an armoir